1st try
what was hitler’s favorite kind of chinese food?
LO MEIN KAMPF
what do you call the least popular cow in the herd?
SCORNED BEEF
what do you call a blind chicken from barcelona?
MARCO POLLO
what do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A POULTRYGEIST
have you heard the one about the woman who shoots soybean paste out of her vagina? it’s probably good that you haven’t, it’s pretty miso-gynist
a goat goes to the doctor and he says, “doc, i think i’m infertile.” the doctor replies, “you’re not kidding.”
